Satirizing CollegeBoard - Short Story
In our good-natured world of education, there once was an organization called CollegeBoard. Now CollegeBoard had a very special relationship with a high school scholar named James - a relationship that involved more stress, fees, and "college prep" that he could have ever dreamed of. Their relationship started on a positive note from the very beginning when James introduced himself to CollegeBoard as he was signing up for his account. CollegeBoard was really nice about the whole signing up situation, asking for his name, address, and phone number in all the correct boxes and even giving him a "remember me" box to check to ensure their long-term friendship. Unfortunately for James though, he wasn't quite high up on CollegeBoard' s "friend list" and CollegeBoard had a bit of trouble remembering James when he tried logging back in each time. James soon realized that CollegeBoard chose to value his privacy and security so deeply that he erased hi